Soon to be recent college grad
Much more of a mouthful than a name like Brad
What do we call these useless lame ducks?
Because they aren’t chickens they can’t give any clucks
Done with their classes but not taken the exam
They want parties but still need to cram
And what do we call the time after that?
When they took the exam but haven’t yet thrown the hat?
I think a presidential term
Is suited to the college infirm
Lame ducks we shall all call ye
Including the one that I call, me