My friends if you know me well If you have questions you want me to quell You’ll know I’ve been gone a few years Took a look at my ancient twitter My seventeen followers a flitter 2014 was the end it appears In every job application I put social media as a foundation I had […]
I have a cute friend overseas Teaching babies just how to say please I hope that she knows How to cover a nose Not her own or she’ll end up herself with a sneeze! My friend is a popular gal Meeting shopkeepers, calling them pal No need for a tale They’ll just give her a […]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name too Whenever I go out The bouncers always shout Can you verify your ID with a credit card?
Who needs cardio When you have both panic and Rage from your workplace?
In the morning I’m a monster An uncoordinated mess I’m sorry if I poked your eye I’m clumsy, I confess And once I punched you in my sleep I swear an accident Luckily when you woke up Your condition was near mint When I wake up I groan to you About the loud alarm It’s […]
Superglue, my dad would say About the topic at hand He wouldn’t want to stop the day And make the scene more grand My mom would clean and cover With a chance of a call to my pharmacist aunt She’d kill any chance of invasion But the care would surely not be scant But as […]
Hate everyone’s business but mine I tell them I’ll work more, it’s fine What I really need A vacation, godspeed Don’t give me another deadline
Impulsive while I Travel, I eat a hot dog. Sorry… Onion breath My saving grace, I Refuse to take off my shoes No one deserves that
I could be a fitness guru Coordination: none to view Alas, that fate will be untrue I work out in a smelly space Sweating buckets, bright red face Jumping around and lacking grace In reality, a clown.
Working at home Coworkers are my house plants I have named them all