Maybe if I put in Lines in my Sentence I’ll be a real Poet A poem by Stingoray not notavogon. An introduction into real vogon poetry.
I can hear the mermaids singing each to each I do believe they like the beach And though the year has come now to a close I’m mad and I just want to make a pose All I want is everyone by my side Why do they disappoint and leave me cried? So notavogon will […]
I’ve had an event not easily foretold, It was my trust and security so easily sold All I really know is we have a hole Then I see our dirt dug up and behold A tale as old as news covered in mold It seems, Agent H, we have a mole By Agent M
In dark dark days I cling to them I whine and plead The stress it stems I need them close But they spread far I hope together We’ll be at par I complain Near all the time Seriously anything I’m not a mime I love them so My family When I want to weep They […]
We speak real well with eloquence We drink my sparkling grape juice Dressed to the nines, not on the fence But ironically tightening bolts, loose I knew assembling furniture Was a complicated task So suave the fancy dresses lure Why not sip juice and skip the flask The Malm is now together and we have […]
Like a face fungus on your life It needs to be taken care of Like when it rains after being so humid, And somehow, 100% humidity is better than 90% Relief with a twist Like when you miss the train just as you can see it Devastation Like at the end of a long day […]
My dear friend Agent M What have you been doing We sent you on a mission Instead, are you canoodling? E and I are worried You should be more efficient And use your torture methods Instead of becoming conditiant If you don’t find out We may have to send some backup Not saying he’s the […]
In fact not by notavogon, but by my dear friend and colleague, Agent M Missing Persons who need not be found They are not lost but simply not around But when I am the only one who has left My word choice Missing Persons isn’t deft So missing persons and Missing Person I am Fallen […]