My friends if you know me well If you have questions you want me to quell You’ll know I’ve been gone a few years Took a look at my ancient twitter My seventeen followers a flitter 2014 was the end it appears In every job application I put social media as a foundation I had […]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name too Whenever I go out The bouncers always shout Can you verify your ID with a credit card?
Who needs cardio When you have both panic and Rage from your workplace?
In the morning I’m a monster An uncoordinated mess I’m sorry if I poked your eye I’m clumsy, I confess And once I punched you in my sleep I swear an accident Luckily when you woke up Your condition was near mint When I wake up I groan to you About the loud alarm It’s […]
Superglue, my dad would say About the topic at hand He wouldn’t want to stop the day And make the scene more grand My mom would clean and cover With a chance of a call to my pharmacist aunt She’d kill any chance of invasion But the care would surely not be scant But as […]
Hate everyone’s business but mine I tell them I’ll work more, it’s fine What I really need A vacation, godspeed Don’t give me another deadline
Shaken violently awake My dreams will push me out No matter where, at 4am Almost like someone outside of them shouts I coupd consider going To a 5am gym class Its hardly fair I have to go Just to work on my … mass To be honest I’d rather be Awake than in some dreams […]
If I wear high heels The next day is rough, much like A foot hangover Although, if I had Gone out with my coworkers There’d be a real one
You know when you wake from a bump in the night? Well that bump in the night might be me From when I got up to pee Or maybe a coughing spree Sometimes I’ll decide in the night to get up To look over my bookshelf and read And go at a glacial speed Navigation […]
There once was a girl with a cold Who lied and claimed allergies, bold She sneezed and she coughed And they skeptically scoffed That poor little girl with a cold She thought they could be sympathetic And everything more copacetic But they seemed quite hostile So strange the room spiteful Some rolled their eyes, apathetic […]