I might hate to be a mermaid Though someone might be able to persuade But unless I had a palisade My only defense would be an offensive serenade And my hair normally so untangled Would be so wild I might get strangled Or perhaps a fish would wander in to be wrangled I wonder if […]
I had visited the ruins I fear I angered an ancient god When across the land I trod In the oceanic land Stealing pictures and buying souvenirs Walking where the ancients had shed tears Did they look from final graves Deciding my tourism offends I suppose it depends But ocean gods demand sacrifice When you […]
Based on The Rime of the Ancient Mariner By Samuel Taylor Coleridge (aka STC) A Snide Summary Part I Remember that old Mariner Well hey, at his bequest He harrased an innocent wedding goer That surprised guest did stop to rest The guest wanted to get going He’s related to the groom I guess the […]
Oh The Vogonity 