In the morning I’m a monster An uncoordinated mess I’m sorry if I poked your eye I’m clumsy, I confess And once I punched you in my sleep I swear an accident Luckily when you woke up Your condition was near mint When I wake up I groan to you About the loud alarm It’s […]
Interviewing skills I know But how much do I have to show To get a job that suits my skill? Hope it’s my skills not just good will Although to be quite honest guys My confidence here goes to the skies. Truth be told its all I want To get a job, escape the haunt […]
When the gray sky runs In fear of the night, now all Can see my big hair
There is a spider in my shower I see him in there every hour Who knows if he just likes to clean Himself or if he’s there for sheen While I shower his web does glisten Maybe he likes to peacefully listen To the music I play while I wash As all around him the […]
What is life if not For annoying text alerts On the morning train?
Some of you may have your opinion That my run this morning was just betting death with a Sicilian, But I’ll not April fool you, And for sure ran it, ’tis true I’m not some holiday’s underappreciated minion!
He was awake so he texted her lies She was in bed but she thinks he’s a nut He thinks he’s clever for sending his cries She texts him back, ‘You’re the boy who cried what?’ Taken aback don’t he know what she means Continuing she says ‘You know you’re a creep’ He stares at […]
Avoid, if at all possible. – Douglas Adams I’ve been using a lot of synonyms lately. So really, what this could say is, Avoid, until absolutely necessary Avoid, if at all feasible Refuse, if at all possible Resist, if at all possible. But really, what it means is: Resistance is useless.