Tiger Propaganda Three

My hair is newly orange
A tiger told me to dye it
Even though it lacks stripes
Everyone should try it

Did you know that hair dye
Can make you feel much stronger
And that orange the color
Will make you feel leaner and longer?

Orange is underrated
Except by poachers and thieves
But tigers know the value
Of eating a poacher with leaves

Tigers are the best at things
Like having teeth and claws
And owning orange, encouraging us
To take care and look after their paws

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